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Wolfram Warptangent

A memorial issue for Monero developer Wolfram Warptangent, with a deliberately “leet” fictional atomic weight.

2020-12-01Bitcointalk topic 529525318 images recovered
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Wolfram Warptangent

A memorial issue for Monero developer Wolfram Warptangent, with a deliberately “leet” fictional atomic weight.

Production record

Exactly 200 maximum across all finishes. The original post’s comments and mintage table allocate 25 antique, 75 silver, 70 reverse mirror, 13 gold plated, and 17 reverse-mirror gold plated.

Historical market snapshot · 2020-12-01
1 BTC = $18,8031 LTC = $85 ≈ 0.00454396 BTC1 XMR = $126 ≈ 0.00669734 BTC
CoinMarketCap daily snapshot; approximate and not an appraisal. Rate source

Coin and set specification

Denomination or variantMetal / formatMaximum mintage
Antique finish2 troy oz .999 silver25
Standard silver2 troy oz .999 silver75
Reverse-mirror silver2 troy oz .999 silver70
Gold-plated silver2 troy oz .999 silver13
Reverse-mirror, gold-plated silver2 troy oz .999 silver17

Set composition

A 13.37 XMR, 2 troy oz .999 silver coin mounted in a 304 stainless-steel housing with tempered glass. White or rainbow steel housings could be paired with any coin finish.

Original offer prices

OfferAs postedHistorical equivalentNote
Base package · silver + white steel5.5 XMR5.5 XMR ≈ 0.03683535 BTC ≈ $693
Reverse-mirror finish surcharge0.17 XMR0.17 XMR ≈ 0.00113855 BTC ≈ $21Seller also listed 0.0011 BTC
Gold-plated finish surcharge0.85 XMR0.85 XMR ≈ 0.00569274 BTC ≈ $107Seller also listed 0.0055 BTC
Antique finish surcharge0.65 XMR0.65 XMR ≈ 0.00435327 BTC ≈ $82Seller also listed 0.0045 BTC
Rainbow steel housing surcharge1.7 XMR1.7 XMR ≈ 0.01138547 BTC ≈ $214Seller also listed 0.011 BTC
Serial selection or custom engraving0.85 XMR0.85 XMR ≈ 0.00569274 BTC ≈ $107Per coin; seller also listed 0.0055 BTC

Denomination at the post date

These values describe the loadable face amount, not the price of the metal collectible.

ItemFace amountBTC and USD equivalent on 2020-12-01
Coin denomination13.37 XMR13.37 XMR ≈ 0.08954338 BTC ≈ $1,684
Reconstructed narrative

The release story

Maker statements and surviving thread evidence, organized as one continuous record.

Chapter

What smoothie added in the thread

  1. A memorial release

    The maker described Wolfram Warptangent as a Monero developer who had died several years earlier after making major contributions to the codebase, and treated “Wolfram” as an imagined element.

  2. “Leet” denomination

    The fictional atomic weight 13.37 was chosen as a “leet” reference to Warptangent’s contribution to Monero.

  3. RingCT milestone

    Both sides include RingCT/CT imagery. The post records activation on April 14, 2017 and blocks 1,288,616–1,399,999, when Ring Confidential Transactions hid public transaction amounts.

Chapter

Construction and customization

  1. Coin and housing

    A 47.7 mm, two-troy-ounce .999 silver coin sits in a 304 stainless-steel housing behind tempered glass and ships in a protective TPU case. The private spend key beneath the hologram uses Base64 format.

  2. Mix-and-match formats

    Buyers could combine any of five coin finishes with white or rainbow steel. Paid serial selection accepted three preferences; serials 1–5 were held back for possible auctions.

  3. Personal engraving

    A custom message of up to 60 characters could be engraved on the housing. The maker selected its font, size, position, and orientation, and warned that engraving added a week.

  4. Physical assembly

    The first post states that housing screws were cold-welded with J-B Weld and their heads drilled out after curing. Coin-to-art alignment was performed on a best-effort basis.

Chapter

Funded and unfunded delivery states

  1. Funded before shipment

    The buyer received a PGP-signed address and funded the exact 13.37 XMR denomination before shipment. The seller described the in-transit cryptocurrency value as the buyer’s risk.

  2. Unfunded version

    The alternate version carried prominent “UNFUNDED” markings, plainer reverse housing art, and a different hologram. It could not receive a metal certificate.

  3. Certificates

    Paper certificates were discontinued. Funded pieces received a PGP-signed digital certificate after delivery; an optional metal certificate had to be ordered before shipment and added a week.

  4. Key and proof workflow

    The documented process used an air-gapped computer, view-only wallets, key images, and a degenerate one-output Monero ring signature. Transfer CDs and the retained private-spend-key data were then destroyed.

Archival notes

  • Maximum mintage is 200 total, not 200 of each finish. The five stated finish allocations are 25 + 75 + 70 + 13 + 17 = 200.
  • The base price excluded the XMR loaded value. Paper certificates were replaced by digital records, with an optional metal certificate.

Recovered photographs

18 image files from the first post were recovered and re-hosted here. Select any photograph to enlarge it.

Sources

  1. Original Wolfram Warptangent sales thread · Bitcointalk topic 5295253
  2. KIZEKRA series and comics index · Bitcointalk topic 5305356
  3. Ninjastic archived topic record · smoothie’s posts and later thread replies reviewed
  4. Internet Archive Wayback captures · 1 unique captures indexed; 2025-08-26 to 2025-08-26
  5. CoinMarketCap historical snapshot for 2020-12-01